This hilarious compendium dives into the quirkiest decrees from around the country, from Alabama's ban on driving blindfolded to Delaware's restriction on selling dog hair. Every state in the country has its own set of rules, carefully designed to identify the biggest problems in its culture and correct them. Most of them are normal: don't steal, don't kill, don't go somewhere you don't belong, etc. All it takes is one weirdo to throw a wrench in that ordinary list, one unruly dude who tried to hold a salmon suspiciously or wash an alligator in a bathtub for lawmakers to step in and impose some order. What are some of these crazy laws, you ask Take your pick: * In Connecticut, it's illegal for a barber to hum a tune while clipping your hair. * Thinking about buying a boat house Think again. It's considered illegal in the state of Georgia to live on a boat for longer than a month. * Pigeons get the short end of the stick in both San Francisco, California and Venice, Italy: it's against the law to feed them in public in both cities. * Ready to say I do! a third time Hopefully, you don't live in Kentucky: women are not allowed to marry thrice in the Southern state. * Want to surprise your loved one with a pizza Too bad. Sending a pie to someone without their permission can result in a $500 dollar fine in Louisiana. * In Arizona, you can't feed garbage to a pig without a permit. What constitutes as garbage, though, is up to you. The list goes on.